I am taking a break from tumblr.
I dont know when I will be back or if I will ever be back. I just wanted you all to know I didnt just die or anything. Goodbye.
Flags made out of the foods their nationalities are famous for.
I need a pokeball so I can catch this thing! :3
How does this have more notes than my ass?
Sunbeam Snake (Xenopeltis unicolor)
is a species of non-venomous snake native to parts of Southeast Asia and Indonesia. They get the name sunbeam due to its highly iridescent scales that make it look like the snake is lighting up. The sunbeam snake is highly noted for its reproductive abilities and it its known to give birth of up to 10 eggs at a time. Due to the fact that they have no venom the snake relies on constriction to kill their prey. They spend most of their time below ground and prey on small mammals and other reptiles.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Chordata-Reptilia-Squamata-Serpentes-Xenopeltidae-Xenopeltis-unicolor
holy wow! that is one shiny snake!
It should be noted that:
A. They have never been sucessfully bread in captivity. If you see one of these for sale, it is a wild caught snake.
B. Most specimens dont live beyond their first 6 months in captivity. They are an easily stressed out breed and dont take well to being kept as pets.
These snakes are gorgeous!
are you fucking serious
Fucking striders hiding among us
I can’t throw a fucking balled up paper into a fucking trash can
I FINALLY KNOW WHAT SWAG MEANS
THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY
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If I could bake I would have made a few of these for Drew lol
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I remember the first time I saw this I almost died of laughter,
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